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A man ran home from work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked—he hadn’t…

Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband,   Ted, died of cancer. She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C,…

Trash collector became full-time nanny after babysitting my kids for 25 minutes

An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he…

So I saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar fishing in a puddle. He looked so cold! I said to him: “Come…

MY NEIGHBOR THREW EGGS AT MY CAR BECAUSE IT “BLOCKED THE VIEW” OF HIS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. Exhausted and barely functioning on any decent sleep, Genevieve’s life was…

For English Language Lovers. What is the difference between ‘Completed’ and ‘Finished’? No dictionary has been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ But in…