Husband’s Silent Month
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight…
FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his…
The Ultimate Sacrifice: A Woman’s Touching Speech
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they…
The Parrot with a Past Causes a Hilarious Misunderstanding
A trucker’s wife sees 3 parrots for sale. $170, $150 & $10. She asks why the last parrot is so cheap. The pet store owner said it…
Mick and Paddy’s Cruise Confusion
Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight.” Mick says, “Everyone will be watching the band.” Paddy says, “There isn’t…
Billy’s Hilarious Misunderstanding About Adam and Eve
During a Sunday school lesson, little Billy learned about how God created human beings. The boy became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created…
Wife’s Romantic Request!
Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?” I said, “Because I…
“Little Red Riding Hood vs. The Wolf – Hilarious Twist You Didn’t Expect!”
“Oh what big eyes you have,” she says. The wolf runs off. Later she sees him hiding behind a tree. “Oh what big ears you have,” she…
Elvis Presley’s Luxurious Private Jet from 1962 Finds New Owner (PHOTOS)
Elvis Presley’s Luxurious Private Jet from 1962 Finds New Owner (PHOTOS) Elvis Presley gained renown not only for his incredible music and unmatched voice that mesmerized millions…
Jehovah’s Witness Knock Turns into an Unexpected Surprise
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do…