Seamus’s Safari: A Lion’s Unexpected Predicament
Seamus went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning the wife awakes to find her mother missing. In a worried state, she wakes up…
You Won’t Believe What Happened When He Tried to Peek Over the Fence!
HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS: I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13…13.’ The fence…
The Big Surprise After 20 Years: A Glowing Revelation
A man ran home from work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked—he hadn’t…
You Won’t Believe What These Friends Said
Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob…
Husband’s “Sweet” Description Backfires Hilariously
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C,…
Trash collector became full-time nanny after babysitting my kids for 25 minutes – here’s what happened
Trash collector became full-time nanny after babysitting my kids for 25 minutes
An elderly man was awaiting surgery to be performed by his son
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he…
Old dude fishing in a puddle…
So I saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar fishing in a puddle. He looked so cold! I said to him: “Come…
MY NEIGHBOR THREW EGGS AT MY CAR BECAUSE IT “BLOCKED THE VIEW” OF HIS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS.
MY NEIGHBOR THREW EGGS AT MY CAR BECAUSE IT “BLOCKED THE VIEW” OF HIS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. Exhausted and barely functioning on any decent sleep, Genevieve’s life was…
The Clever Distinction Between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished’
For English Language Lovers. What is the difference between ‘Completed’ and ‘Finished’? No dictionary has been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ But in…