The Group Match Mix-Up
When I got home, my wife had two of her friends there “Here he is…” she said. “We were just talking about having a group match if…
Classic Blonde Moment at the Tanning Salon!😆
“Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, ‘Are you two sisters?’ They chuckle and reply, ‘No, we aren’t even Catholic.’”
Man Answers The Phone In The Locker Room
A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone…
80,000 Blondes Meet In A Football Stadium For A “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.
Here’s one of our all-time favorites! The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have…
My daughter and Son In Law shamed me for getting a tattoo at 75. I decided to give them a lesson- STORY OF THE DAY
My daughter and Son In Law shamed me for getting a tattoo at 75. I decided to give them a lesson- STORY OF THE DAY It was…
He Was Worried About His Wife’s Temper. But What The Doctor Suggests? Brilliant!
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….
Stories That Show Your Parents Aren’t Superheroes—But They’re Closed
Our parents worked hard and made sacrifices to raise us as best as they could. Even though they don’t have real superpowers like comic book heroes, their…
A Train Ride Compliment with a Visionary Twist
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think…
Dad’s Priceless Response to His Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Car Comments
Daughter: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic…
“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!”
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts…