Classic Blonde Moment at the Tanning Salon!đ
“Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, ‘Are you two sisters?’ They chuckle and reply, ‘No, we arenât even Catholic.’”
Man Answers The Phone In The Locker Room
A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone…
80,000 Blondes Meet In A Football Stadium For A âBlondes Are Not Stupidâ Convention.
Here’s one of our all-time favorites! The leader says, âWe are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have…
My daughter and Son In Law shamed me for getting a tattoo at 75. I decided to give them a lesson- STORY OF THE DAY
My daughter and Son In Law shamed me for getting a tattoo at 75. I decided to give them a lesson- STORY OF THE DAY It was…
He Was Worried About His Wifeâs Temper. But What The Doctor Suggests? Brilliant!
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wifeâs temper. The doctor asks, âWhatâs the problem?â The man says, âDoctor, I donât know what to do….
Stories That Show Your Parents Arenât SuperheroesâBut Theyâre Closed
Our parents worked hard and made sacrifices to raise us as best as they could. Even though they donât have real superpowers like comic book heroes, their…
A Train Ride Compliment with a Visionary Twist
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, âSheâs beautiful, isnât she?â I said, âIf you think…
Dadâs Priceless Response to His Daughterâs Boyfriendâs Car Comments
Daughter: âDad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didnât understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic…
âPatientâs Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!â
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. âNo way! No needles! I hate needles!â says the patient. The dentist starts…
âThis 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something NewâŚâ LOL
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, âWhere are you going?â He said, âIâm going to the…