“A MAN KILL’S A DEER AND BRINGS IT HOME FOR DINNER, HE AND HIS WIFE DECIDE THEY WON’T TELL THE KIDS WHAT THEY ARE EATING!
BUT DAD GIVES THEM A CLUE.
IT’S WHAT MUMMY CALLS ME?
THE LITTLE GIRL SCREAMS TO HER BROTHER ‘DON’T EAT IT, IT’S AN ASSHOLE!’”