A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting
with the boys and spending all his wages. When he
finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his
very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said,
“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or
three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he
didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with
the same results. Thursday,
the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of
the corner of his left eye.
