A man was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said,
The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the man. ‘How about global warming,
universal health care or stimulus packages?’ as he smiled smugly.
‘OK,’ she said. ‘Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff—grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
The man, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, ‘Hmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies,
‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you don’t know crap?’
