Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best — because
it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her
how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t
understand why they were fighting so hard over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked,
“What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was…
‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’
I’m like… Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!
