The Proud Father

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children,

begins to call her “mother of six” rather than by her first name.

The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband’s description.

“Mother of six,” he would say, “get me a beer!” “Hey mother of six, what’s for dinner tonight?”

This situation persisted to boiling point.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, “Hey, mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”

The wife seized the moment and shouted back, “I’ll be right with you – father of four!”

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