A woman walks into a pharmacy…..

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

He asks, “What for?”

She says, “I want to get rid of my husband.”

He says, “Sorry, I can’t do that.”

She then reaches into her handbag, pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife, and hands it to him.

He says, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription…”

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