Daughter: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.”
Father: “Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.”
My daughter and Son In Law shamed me for getting a tattoo at 75. I decided to give them a lesson- STORY OF THE DAY It was…
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The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think…
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the…