A girl walks into a supermarket.
She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay.
The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, “I can tell you’re single.”
She smiles and responds, “How do you know that?”
He says, “Because you’re ugly.”
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the…
A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t…
Mick says to Paddy, “Please keep your windows and curtains closed when you’re spending time with your wife. The whole street was outside laughing at all the…
Paddy shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No,”…
A man called the hotel manager and said, “Come up quickly! I fought with my wife, and now she wants to throw herself out the window!” The…