A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
“How come you’re sweating?” the owner asks.
The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I…
A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t…
Mick says to Paddy, “Please keep your windows and curtains closed when you’re spending time with your wife. The whole street was outside laughing at all the…
Paddy shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No,”…
A man called the hotel manager and said, “Come up quickly! I fought with my wife, and now she wants to throw herself out the window!” The…
When my wife recently went to the salon, I expected her to come back with her gray hair dyed, as she usually did. Throughout the years, more…