I said to the wife, “I’ve got a problem.”
She replied, “No, we have a problem.
We’re a couple, we’re married, we’re a unit, your problem is my problem—we’re in this together.”
Overwhelmed with relief, I said, “It’s hardly worth mentioning now.”
But she was insistent on knowing, “What the problem is?”
I then had to explain to her that, “We have got your sister pregnant!”