A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar.
”Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her.
” I dont know,” replied the beautiful young woman.” It depends how personal it is.”
”OK” the guy said,”How many men have you slept with?”
“ I’m not going to tell you that!” the woman exclaimed. “ That’s my business!”
“ Sorry,” said the guy, “I didn’t realize you made a living out of it”.
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