A woman has two admirers.
One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple. One day, the woman says to the the deaf guy: “Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?”
To which the deaf guy responds: “WHAT?”
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