The plumber said:
“Why haven’t you paid the bill for the work I did last Friday?”
Paddy replied:
“Well, it was not what you quoted.”
The plumber said:
“I didn’t give you a quote?”
Paddy replied:
“Yes, you did! When I asked what day you could come, you said you were free on Friday!”
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